joke of the day
joke of the day
"My wife has a furniture problem-her chest has fallen down into her drawers"!-
"I hate two faced people-don't know which face to punch first!"
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Tickets for the Pope's visit now available on eBay- immediate payment required via papal.
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I went to a restaurant that advertises "Breakfast at Any Time", but was asked to leave when I ordered Full English Breakfast during the Renaissance.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it
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bluebirdsback
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Bear with me chaps, I will think of a printable one shortly.
The moment you make something idiot proof a new breed of idiots will come along and prove you wrong
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orgster1
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I had to divorce my first wife because of religious reasons. She thought she was God whereas i didn't.
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Piston Broke
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Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!
If it can't be fixed with duck tape it can't be fixed
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Renegadenemo
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Did you know, the Chinese name their kids by throwing a handful of cutlery on the floor and naming them after the noise it makes...
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
I have wrought my simple plan
If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who’s half a man,
Or the man who’s half a boy.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
I have wrought my simple plan
If I give one hour of joy
To the boy who’s half a man,
Or the man who’s half a boy.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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quicksilver-wsr
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"Who's 50 and sleeps with cats?"
Mrs Katz.
Mrs Katz.
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A girl walked into a pub and said to the barman: "I'd like a double entendre please", so the barman gave her one.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.