joke of the day

klingon · Post by **klingon** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:27 pm

"My wife has a furniture problem-her chest has fallen down into her drawers"!-

Mike Bull · Post by **Mike Bull** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:30 pm

Tickets for the Pope's visit now available on eBay- immediate payment required via papal.

rob565uk · Post by **rob565uk** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:25 pm

I went to a restaurant that advertises "Breakfast at Any Time", but was asked to leave when I ordered Full English Breakfast during the Renaissance.

bluebirdsback · Post by **bluebirdsback** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:18 pm

Bear with me chaps, I will think of a printable one shortly.

orgster1 · Post by **orgster1** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:31 pm

I had to divorce my first wife because of religious reasons. She thought she was God whereas i didn't.

Piston Broke · Post by **Piston Broke** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:41 pm

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

wbjohn · Post by **wbjohn** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:18 pm

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Renegadenemo · Post by **Renegadenemo** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:44 pm

Did you know, the Chinese name their kids by throwing a handful of cutlery on the floor and naming them after the noise it makes...

quicksilver-wsr · Post by **quicksilver-wsr** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:59 pm

"Who's 50 and sleeps with cats?"

Mrs Katz.

mtskull · Post by **mtskull** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:23 pm

A girl walked into a pub and said to the barman: "I'd like a double entendre please", so the barman gave her one.

The Bluebird Project