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Re: joke of the day

Post by rob565uk » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:56 am

Police are warning of an obstruction on the A1M near Washington caused by a broken-down lorry. The lorry is currently receiving roadside counseling and Police are hopeful of getting it moving later today.

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Re: joke of the day

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Re: joke of the day

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Re: joke of the day

Post by rob565uk » Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:11 pm

Wasn't sure where to post this..... It's not a joke but is amusing and certainly brilliant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rv ... E6v1NGQxug

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Re: joke of the day

Post by Piston Broke » Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:03 pm

If it can't be fixed with duck tape it can't be fixed
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Re: joke of the day

Post by jonwrightk7 » Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:27 am

Just remember, these people are driving around out there... they are probably also running the country..

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Re: joke of the day

Post by rob565uk » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:48 pm

As in "You turn if you want .... This Lady is not for turning"

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Re: joke of the day

Post by Piston Broke » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:26 pm

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Re: joke of the day

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Re: joke of the day

Post by Terminator » Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:45 am

Mike Bull wrote:
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It's not until you have lost something that you really do begin to wonder what you have lost :? Will have to give it a go I suppose :roll:
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